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Honestly i can’t wait for cars to fly, so all these self entitled jerk offs can take to the skies and i can have a decent commute home without saying : fuck, cunt, asshole etc…
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#dan(a)wedding was amazing. (Taken with instagram)
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Has The Zombie Apocalypse Really Begun? →
Seriously, I’m not gonna lie, this creeps me out in a hard way. This is just how it starts in the movies and everyone thinks its a joke and then bam! you’re running for your fucking life!
UPDATE:
The officer…approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.
The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
wtf?!
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dope
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You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of our grandfathers. So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin. Teach your children that we have taught our children that the earth is our mother. Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of earth. If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves. All things are connected.
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I’m outta Shawshank! Fuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaa
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LIKE DEATH METAL - Secret Project by R. Grampá on Flickr.
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fuuuuuuuck I’ve made poor life choices. Now I’m a slave to a faceless pharmaceutical corporation abd my happiness is only around for a few hours a day. Must make change
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Stovetop Avocado Mac and Cheese
My friend @milkshakescoldandlong and I made this tonight (but a vegan-friendly version)! It was SO tasty and incredibly easy to make. I would highly recommend this recipe.
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1 blueberry smoothie 2 blueberry smoothie 3 blueberry smoothie floor
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– Penn Jillette (via thedestroyerofworlds)What troubles me about this… I think it’s beyond hypocrisy. I think it’s something to do with class. A lot of people have accused Obama of class warfare, but in the wrong direction. I believe this is Obama chortling with Jimmy Fallon about lower class people. Do we believe, even for a second, that if Obama had been busted for marijuana — under the laws that he condones — would his life have been better? If Obama had been caught with the marijuana that he says he uses, and ‘maybe a little blow’ – cocaine! This casual attitude toward drugs… that makes him really cool on Jimmy Fallon. Makes him the hip president. ‘I’m the cool president. I say weed. I say blow. Ha Ha Ha!’ Huge laugh from the college students.
If he had been busted under his laws, he would have done hard fucking time. And if he had done time in prison, time in federal prison, time for his ‘weed’ and ‘a little blow,’ he would not be President of the United States of America. He would not have gone to his fancy-ass college, he would not have sold books that sold millions and millions of copies and made millions and millions of dollars, he would not have a beautiful, smart wife, he would not have a great job. He would have been in fucking prison, and it’s not a god damn joke. People who smoke marijuana must be set free. It is insane to lock people up. One in six people in prison are in there for weed that Jimmy Fallon and the President of the United States of America laugh about.
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